Kirk Carter@ Chew Bear Productions@ Copyright 2014
TRIACS (23)
GOOGLE ME A TRIAC
INT: JERRY BROWN'S APARTMENT
HE TAPS OUT AD ON CRAIG'S LIST FOR A DEVICE KNOWN AS A TRIAC FOR SALE UNDER MISCELLANEOUS WEAPONRY-MAKE OFFER
(Scene Switch)
PRIVATE JERRY BARNS GETS A BED AT THE UNION MISSION
GUARD GOING THROUGH HIS POSSESSION'S FINDS TRIAC
GUARD
"Ah, you are not allowed to have stereo equipment in the bunk room!"
PRIVATE BARNS (LOOKING SHOOK UP)
"Oh, right...sorry about that, forgot that was even in there...I'll put that in my private storage!"
GUARD
"What brand is this, never seen one like this before...especially with a Department of Defence sticker on the bottom...hey wait, what is this anyway...thought this was a powered speaker?"
BARNS
"It's a...communication gear, I'm a Ham radio operator, shortwave stuff, we use that for modulating the frequencies..."
GUARD LOOKS AT IT CLOSELY AND FLICKS ON BUTTON, CAUSING HIS FIELD WEAPON TO EXPLODE, BLOWING OFF THE SIDE OF HIS BODY, KILLING HIM INSTANTLY, PEOPLE INSIDE THE MISSION RUNNING FROM THE TV ROOM AND DINING HALL OUT INTO THE STREET
BARNS LOOKING AROUND, PICKS UP TRIAC AND PUTS IT IN HIS BACKPACK AND RUNS OUT ON BACK STREET AND AWAY FROM AREA
HE CALLS HIS BUDDY JERRY WHO JUST POSTED HIS AD ON CRAIG'S LIST
BARNS
"Hey Jerry...got to come over man...this device is getting to be more trouble than it's worth...you going to be home?"
JERRY
"What did you do now, kill somebody else...another person down, you gotta get rid of that thing before it takes you with it...ah yea, I posted an ad for that thing, but it could be hit or miss...whoever answers it is not going to know what it does or worth...should have thought this out first!"
BARNS
"I'm past all that, I'm in so much crap now, I can't believe this...I mean, look...I downed a jet, couple of guards, some jerk trying to shake a guy down, I'm at the point where I know it works...know what it can do...just want to get rid of the thing!"
JERRY
"Just throw it away man, take the batteries out and just throw it way...it's like a gun with no bullets...nobody's going to know?"
BARNS
"That's the difference between your situation and mine...they can verify my participation in all this...they're looking for me, they're looking for the Triac...I'm as good as dead if they luck out on finding me...this latest crap at the mission means that they'll be over here looking around, so I've got to split, like yesterday!"
JERRY
"Okay, you can't come over here, but I can probably let you go hang out at Brenda's over in North Hollywood, just go jump on the subway...the Red Train at Pershing Square and ride it up to the end, come out of the tunnel and go north for three blocks, she's in the tan house two house on the left...just hold there till I get my butt over there..."
BARNS
"Who's this. like a girlfriend...relative...what?"
JERRY
"No, she just a Pro Hoe...doing her thing that Pro Hoe's do for an hour...like a session, she a friend on the clock, you know...a Pro Hoe?"
BARNS
"Well, I don't have any money for a session...are you going to call her or what?"
JERRY
"I'll cover her session, but I need you to shut the hell up...don't spill no beans to why your over there...make something up, like you just robbed a restaurant or a bar...something like that...need to lay low...just don't talk about your toy there, get me?"
BARNS
"Okay, I got to get moving man, cops are like all over the place!"
JERRY
"I'll see you there this afternoon...be cool, bye!"
(Scene Switch)
INT: JENNIFER CONNER'S SUITE-RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL
SHE SPOTS TAG FOR TRIAC ON HER GOOGLE SEARCH
JENNIFER (TALKING TO HERSELF)
"Well, look at this crap, Mama comes home...knew you couldn't hide yourself long...time to leave anyway, all this beach air's making me lazy-assed!"
(8 Hours Later)
CAMERA ANGELS DOWN SEEING A GIRL WEARING A SUNDRESS AND A PAIR OF SANDALS GOING THROUGH CUSTOMS AT LOS ANGELES INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT
IT'S JENNIFER CONNERS NOW IDENTIFYING HERSELF WITH ANOTHER FORGED PASSPORT, IDENTIFYING HERSELF AS MARCIA QUINN
AIRPORT SECURITY GUARD
"Welcome to the United States Miss Quinn, please enjoy your visit!"
JENNIFER (AS MARCIA QUINN)
"I so intend to, thank you sir...would you mind fetching me a taxi, I have some shopping to do!"
GUARD
"Of course, right away Mam!"
(Scene Switch)
BRENDA'S HOE HOUSE-NORTH HOLLYWOOD
PRIVATE JERRY BARNS FINALLY SHOWS UP, KNOCKING ON DOOR
BRENDA ANSWERS
"Can I help you?"
BARNS
"Yea, Brenda...is that you...ah Jerry sent me over...is that cool?"
BRENDA
"What's you into Honey, I'm pretty open-minded here?"
BARNS
"Shelter, a place to lay low for a while..."
BRENDA
"Ah-huh, been a bad boy huh...got to punish my bad boys...is that what you like?"
BARNS
"No, just got myself into a little jam...I don't need any session stuff, just need a place to hang, maybe use your your computer if you don't mind?"
BRENDA
"Your time is my time, you've been fronted by Jerry so if you just want to talk about your kinks, weaknesses, I can be your soul searcher...spend your time however you want...I'm a good listener!"
BARNS
"No Mam, just need to lay low till we move a device I've been carrying...kind of got myself in a little trouble and he said you were a safe bet, somewhere to hang for a while?"
BRENDA
"So...no fun...nothing kinky, weird...you just want to hang out...that's it?"
BARNS
"That's just about it, are we okay with that?"
BRENDA
"This device...what's it do?"
BARNS
"It kills people who have weapons, causes the bullets to explode...not a toy!"
BRENDA
"I have a couple of guns here...I would really prefer if you didn't have that thing around me!"
BARNS
"Well, I guess I could set it outside, but unless you activate it, it's harmless...I wanted to check the computer and see if I got any bites..."
BRENDA
"Sure, shoot the moon...it's right over there!"
(Scene Switch)
FBI CENTRAL OFFICE-L.A. COUNTY
AGENT ELLISON LOOKING AT GOOGLE PROMPT MESSAGE ABOUT A TRIAC FOR SALE IN NORTH HOLLYWOOD ON CRAIG'S LIST
ELLISON (TO LIEUTENANT ED CRUM)
"Well, look what the cat dragged in...looks like someone is getting cold feet here...got a Triac for sale on the internet..."
CRUM
"That's too weird...anyone that would be that stupid..."
ELLISON
"Yea, stupid people exist...especially someone who has gotten himself into a little bit too much hot water...just wants to dress and ditch the hell out of here!"
CRUM
"What you wanna do?"
ELLISON
"For starters...answer the ad, meet up and cuff 'em...something like that!"
ELLISON RESPONDING TO AD "AM INTERSETED IN YOUR DEVICE, PLEASE CONTACT ME AT 555-854-8824-DANNY BOY"
CRUM
"Just like that?"
ELLISON
"Just like that!"
scene close
HE TAPS OUT AD ON CRAIG'S LIST FOR A DEVICE KNOWN AS A TRIAC FOR SALE UNDER MISCELLANEOUS WEAPONRY-MAKE OFFER
(Scene Switch)
PRIVATE JERRY BARNS GETS A BED AT THE UNION MISSION
GUARD GOING THROUGH HIS POSSESSION'S FINDS TRIAC
GUARD
"Ah, you are not allowed to have stereo equipment in the bunk room!"
PRIVATE BARNS (LOOKING SHOOK UP)
"Oh, right...sorry about that, forgot that was even in there...I'll put that in my private storage!"
GUARD
"What brand is this, never seen one like this before...especially with a Department of Defence sticker on the bottom...hey wait, what is this anyway...thought this was a powered speaker?"
BARNS
"It's a...communication gear, I'm a Ham radio operator, shortwave stuff, we use that for modulating the frequencies..."
GUARD LOOKS AT IT CLOSELY AND FLICKS ON BUTTON, CAUSING HIS FIELD WEAPON TO EXPLODE, BLOWING OFF THE SIDE OF HIS BODY, KILLING HIM INSTANTLY, PEOPLE INSIDE THE MISSION RUNNING FROM THE TV ROOM AND DINING HALL OUT INTO THE STREET
BARNS LOOKING AROUND, PICKS UP TRIAC AND PUTS IT IN HIS BACKPACK AND RUNS OUT ON BACK STREET AND AWAY FROM AREA
HE CALLS HIS BUDDY JERRY WHO JUST POSTED HIS AD ON CRAIG'S LIST
BARNS
"Hey Jerry...got to come over man...this device is getting to be more trouble than it's worth...you going to be home?"
JERRY
"What did you do now, kill somebody else...another person down, you gotta get rid of that thing before it takes you with it...ah yea, I posted an ad for that thing, but it could be hit or miss...whoever answers it is not going to know what it does or worth...should have thought this out first!"
BARNS
"I'm past all that, I'm in so much crap now, I can't believe this...I mean, look...I downed a jet, couple of guards, some jerk trying to shake a guy down, I'm at the point where I know it works...know what it can do...just want to get rid of the thing!"
JERRY
"Just throw it away man, take the batteries out and just throw it way...it's like a gun with no bullets...nobody's going to know?"
BARNS
"That's the difference between your situation and mine...they can verify my participation in all this...they're looking for me, they're looking for the Triac...I'm as good as dead if they luck out on finding me...this latest crap at the mission means that they'll be over here looking around, so I've got to split, like yesterday!"
JERRY
"Okay, you can't come over here, but I can probably let you go hang out at Brenda's over in North Hollywood, just go jump on the subway...the Red Train at Pershing Square and ride it up to the end, come out of the tunnel and go north for three blocks, she's in the tan house two house on the left...just hold there till I get my butt over there..."
BARNS
"Who's this. like a girlfriend...relative...what?"
JERRY
"No, she just a Pro Hoe...doing her thing that Pro Hoe's do for an hour...like a session, she a friend on the clock, you know...a Pro Hoe?"
BARNS
"Well, I don't have any money for a session...are you going to call her or what?"
JERRY
"I'll cover her session, but I need you to shut the hell up...don't spill no beans to why your over there...make something up, like you just robbed a restaurant or a bar...something like that...need to lay low...just don't talk about your toy there, get me?"
BARNS
"Okay, I got to get moving man, cops are like all over the place!"
JERRY
"I'll see you there this afternoon...be cool, bye!"
(Scene Switch)
INT: JENNIFER CONNER'S SUITE-RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL
SHE SPOTS TAG FOR TRIAC ON HER GOOGLE SEARCH
JENNIFER (TALKING TO HERSELF)
"Well, look at this crap, Mama comes home...knew you couldn't hide yourself long...time to leave anyway, all this beach air's making me lazy-assed!"
(8 Hours Later)
CAMERA ANGELS DOWN SEEING A GIRL WEARING A SUNDRESS AND A PAIR OF SANDALS GOING THROUGH CUSTOMS AT LOS ANGELES INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT
IT'S JENNIFER CONNERS NOW IDENTIFYING HERSELF WITH ANOTHER FORGED PASSPORT, IDENTIFYING HERSELF AS MARCIA QUINN
AIRPORT SECURITY GUARD
"Welcome to the United States Miss Quinn, please enjoy your visit!"
JENNIFER (AS MARCIA QUINN)
"I so intend to, thank you sir...would you mind fetching me a taxi, I have some shopping to do!"
GUARD
"Of course, right away Mam!"
(Scene Switch)
BRENDA'S HOE HOUSE-NORTH HOLLYWOOD
PRIVATE JERRY BARNS FINALLY SHOWS UP, KNOCKING ON DOOR
BRENDA ANSWERS
"Can I help you?"
BARNS
"Yea, Brenda...is that you...ah Jerry sent me over...is that cool?"
BRENDA
"What's you into Honey, I'm pretty open-minded here?"
BARNS
"Shelter, a place to lay low for a while..."
BRENDA
"Ah-huh, been a bad boy huh...got to punish my bad boys...is that what you like?"
BARNS
"No, just got myself into a little jam...I don't need any session stuff, just need a place to hang, maybe use your your computer if you don't mind?"
BRENDA
"Your time is my time, you've been fronted by Jerry so if you just want to talk about your kinks, weaknesses, I can be your soul searcher...spend your time however you want...I'm a good listener!"
BARNS
"No Mam, just need to lay low till we move a device I've been carrying...kind of got myself in a little trouble and he said you were a safe bet, somewhere to hang for a while?"
BRENDA
"So...no fun...nothing kinky, weird...you just want to hang out...that's it?"
BARNS
"That's just about it, are we okay with that?"
BRENDA
"This device...what's it do?"
BARNS
"It kills people who have weapons, causes the bullets to explode...not a toy!"
BRENDA
"I have a couple of guns here...I would really prefer if you didn't have that thing around me!"
BARNS
"Well, I guess I could set it outside, but unless you activate it, it's harmless...I wanted to check the computer and see if I got any bites..."
BRENDA
"Sure, shoot the moon...it's right over there!"
(Scene Switch)
FBI CENTRAL OFFICE-L.A. COUNTY
AGENT ELLISON LOOKING AT GOOGLE PROMPT MESSAGE ABOUT A TRIAC FOR SALE IN NORTH HOLLYWOOD ON CRAIG'S LIST
ELLISON (TO LIEUTENANT ED CRUM)
"Well, look what the cat dragged in...looks like someone is getting cold feet here...got a Triac for sale on the internet..."
CRUM
"That's too weird...anyone that would be that stupid..."
ELLISON
"Yea, stupid people exist...especially someone who has gotten himself into a little bit too much hot water...just wants to dress and ditch the hell out of here!"
CRUM
"What you wanna do?"
ELLISON
"For starters...answer the ad, meet up and cuff 'em...something like that!"
ELLISON RESPONDING TO AD "AM INTERSETED IN YOUR DEVICE, PLEASE CONTACT ME AT 555-854-8824-DANNY BOY"
CRUM
"Just like that?"
ELLISON
"Just like that!"
scene close
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