Booty Tush Bass Pad

Kirk Carter@ Chew Bear Productions@ Copyright 2015

BOOTY TUSH BASS PAD

This is a design based on resonating the buttocks natural fat lipids which are active in the 1.7 and 2.8 hertz range. The device uses Inductive Reactance and Harmonic Resonance to perform it's magic. With the input of just a smartphone as your preamp, you create a field of energy in that range from the primariy ribbon of magnetic winding's of the padded pillow you sit on, it transmits it's energy to the fat lipids in that region, creating vibration within the body itself.

This feels fantastic!

With a descent mid-range and treble set of headphones or ear buds, one can achieve levels of compression that you would only get in a sealed studio, perhaps a car, or better yet...a live concert!

The Booty Tush Bass Pad makes no actual sound to a person sitting next to the one sitting on the pad, but they may hear music emanating from one's buttock region. As their eyes are rolled back and enjoying the experience, envy just might ensue!

Specifications

Frequency response-flat magnetic resonance at 2 hertz to 150 kilohertz

(Dependent on lucidity of the fat lipids in the buttocks)

Output is measured at 150 decibels at fat to body weight of 10%

2 watts measured at 8 ohms

Battery life (expectancy)

12 volt/ 1.5 amp hour (about an expected 5 hours between charges)

Charge time: About 2 hours

Suggested price with transducer, plug in battery pack, walking butt strap, and concealing pillow $85

Expected limited release 11/ 2015

Kirk Carter

Chew Bear Productions

Soho, New York