Triacs (14) Exposing Jennifer

Kirk Carter@ Chew Bear Productions@ Copyright 2014

TRIACS (14)

EXPOSING JENNIFER

INT: FBI MAIN OFFICE-L.A. COUNTY-SURVEILLANCE DIVISION-10 A.M.

SUPERVISING AGENT BOB ELLISON FINDS DIALED NUMBERS ON THE DECEASED GENERAL WELSH'S CELL PHONE AND QUICKLY TRACES THE NUMBER BACK TO JENNIFER'S GPS RECORD, COMPLETE WITH ADDRESS AND CREDIT CARD INFORMATION

ELLISON TALKING TO AGENT PAUL HORN

"This app is something else...had this thing opened up in two seconds...looks like I'm showing a Jennifer Connors at the Parliament Suites on floor twelve...looks like three eighty-four Santa Monica Boulevard...can we all say bingo?"

AGENT PAUL HORN

"Okay, Bingo...welcome to the world of instant exposure...there is...no where to hide...pretty spooky shit!"

ELLISON

"What do you want to do, get a search warrant, I mean she is on the twelfth floor, kind of a stretch to do surveillance without contacting management, our equipment is good, but a bit of a stretch?" 

HORN

"That is a bit of a stretch...I wouldn't even go that route...I would just try to coax her outside...soft talk her like a big spender from another land...she seems to be affiliated with an element of the North Korean mafia...I'm trying to pull up an activity file off her visa...she is quite the world traveler...she has a villa in Bangkok, girl just floats around packaging up deals..."

ELLISON

"Or...she's just a very pretty broker doing international counter play...look at this stuff...jailed for a week for moving rocket launchers through Turkey, jewel heist in Paris, Shark fins through Vietnam, girls been busy!"

HORN

"What's the deal with Shark Fins?"

ELLISON

"With a last name like yours, you should consider the connection, Shark fins, Rhino Horns, crunched up Oyster shells, Bull nutts, all considered aphrodisiacs from the old world...they get you horny Horn!"

HORN

"The things we do to get it up...so have you decided how we're going to play this?

ELLISON

"Yea, I'm just going to call and see if she's around, but first...let's look on the Interpol Datatrack, she's going to wonder where I got the contact from, don't want to look too suspicious!" 

(scene switch)

INT: JENNIFER CONNOLLY'S SUITE-SANTA MONICA, CA-12 NOON

JENNIFER SITTING ON LOUNGER IN BRA AND PANTIES SIPPING A MARGARITA, LOOKING OUT OVER VIEW OF THE PACIFIC OCEAN, WITH SANTA MONICA PIER TO HER LEFT, THERE IS A PERSONAL ADMIRER KNEELING DOWN WORSHIPING HER FEET

SHE SMILES DOWN TO HIM, ENCOURAGING HIS LOYALTY TO HER

JENNIFER

"What would I do without you in my life...your such a gift!"

EDDIE LANDS (HER WORSHIPER)

"I thank you for allowing me to serve you my Mistress!"

JENNIFER

"Hey, don't talk with my toes in your mouth, we could have an accident!"

EDDIE

"Sorry Mistress, did you want me to get you something to eat...anything else I can do?"

JENNIFER

"Okay my little slave...you entertain me...amuse me, and the pretty green notes you leave on the table makes me smile, gives you purpose!"

EDDIE

"And what purpose is that my Mistress?"

JENNIFER

"To make me happy, order you around at my whim, treat you like the shit you are...you know your place..."

EDDIE

"Yes my mistress, you are too good for me...I thank you for using me for your selfish desires...it is my purpose..."

PHONE RINGS, SHE PICKS UP, PUTTING HER FINGER TO HER LIPS

JENNIFER (NOTICING UNKNOWN NUMBER ON PROMPT)

"Hello, and who may this be?"

AGENT ELLISON (POSING WITH ACCENT)

"Yes, this an associate with the dearly departed Dale Clever, was wondering if you have anything of interest in your closet?"

JENNIFER

"Is that how you got this number, who did you say you were?"

ELLISON

"I didn't, what does it matter to you or Du Ming Tong?"

JENNIFER

"Okay, so you know my boy over there, that still doesn't answer my question?

ELLISON

"It's my job with our organization to be aware of all in the business...I hear you come regarded highly of your successes, and I would like to be of assistance if you would be so kind?"

JENNIFER

"I'm not sure what this is all about, but apparently you do...so for the last time, what's your name...do I know you?"

ELLISON

"I have seen you before, but we have never met...perhaps Paris...ah, perhaps April two thousand eleven or so...and if you want to know, they call me T.J., but you can just call me Thong if that's okay?"

JENNIFER

"Sounds a little clingy, but I like that...that's cute...Thong!"

ELLISON

"Clingy around your butt, got to pull me away from your private parts with two hands!"

JENNIFER

"Sounds kinky...I like you Thong!

ELLISON

"I might even use my teeth and bite them off!"

JENNIFER

"Okay, so what is it you wanted out of my closet...got me a hint?"

ELLISON

"Yes, perhaps a little can looking device, or so I was told...you might have an extra one laying around somewhere?"

JENNIFER KICKS EDDIE RIGHT IN THE FACE KNOCKING HIM BACKWARDS, KNOCKING HIM OUT AS HIS HEAD HITS THE FLOOR

JENNIFER

"What did you say...how do you know about that?"

ELLISON

"I have my connections...I'm the real deal don't forget!"

JENNIFER

"Your scaring me sir, I don't know why, but you seem to know an awful lot for someone who just knew Dale Clever...so what's your trip anyway?"

ELLISON GIVING THUMBS UP TO AGENT HORN WHO'S RECORDING IN THE BACKGROUND

"My trip is to make you a very rich woman if you have what I'm looking for?"

JENNIFER

"Does anyone else know about you that I can call?"

ELLISON

"I would have Tong Dang Sui, maybe General Welsh...you know him?"

JENNIFER

"Okay, okay never mind, uh...whats your price?"

ELLISON

"Twenty Five Hundred Large...as in four suitcases!"

JENNIFER

"Shit, twenty five million for what's in the closet...like when?"

ELLISON

"We meet, do the deal...maybe I hang around for cocktails...you tell me where to meet, okay?"

JENNIFER LOOKING OUT WINDOW, DOWN AT PIER

"I'll tell you what Thong, I could meet you say at the Santa Monica pier, out in the parking lot...say about six tonight...place will be packed, what are you driving?"

ELLISON TRYING TO THINK OF A NICE CAR THEY HAVE IN IMPOUND

"Ah...Land Rover Discovery...Blue...what about you?"

JENNIFER NOT WANTING TO DRIVE HER MASERATI OUT OF HER SEALED GARAGE

"Well, I'll tell you what, meet me over by parking post G, the Seagull on the post, I'll have on a blue spring dress and a hat!"


ELLISON

"So, you'll ride with me tonight?"


JENNIFER

 "Sure, why not, I'm a big girl...better not stand me up...make sure to bring your Benjamin's too...like all of them...understand, cause when I get mad this big girl can make you wish you were never born!"


ELLISON

"I like that...a little spunky are we?"


JENNIFER

"I've been told that before...you kind of get use'd to it after a while..."


ELLISON

"Six it is, see you then, bye!


JENNIFER

"Don't be late Mister Thong, bye!"


HANGING UP PHONE AGENT ELLISON LOOKS OVER AT AGENT HORN

"We're in like Flint...like a piece of cake, that was a lot easier than I thought!"


AGENT HORN

"Yea, you did make that pretty easy...like a professional, you know know, you could make a living doing this stuff...like with the FBI or something?"


AGENT ELLISON

"Yea you know...I'll check into that...damn I'm good..."




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