Bob-The Jellyfish That Saved Christmas

Kirk Carter@ Chew Bear Productions@ Copyright 2013

BOB-THE JELLYFISH THAT SAVED CHRISTMAS

Christmas was coming soon, the seahorse, starfish, and clams were depressed again.

This time of year never worked for them.

They were too deep in the ocean, and Santa could never find them.

Peggy the Porpoise would try to help, but she could only bring up one gift at a time, assuming she could find any, and she was constantly having to come up for air!

Dan the Killer Whale, who didn't help at all (even tried to eat Peggy a couple of times), cause he just didn't care, would scarp up most of the goodies before they even had a chance at falling to the bottom where the village bottom feeders lived...they so much wanted to experience Christmas with Santa.

Finally, Jennifer the Sea Bass had an idea...although a little heavy set, she struggled through the pressure of the depths of the ocean, and with all her might and fin power to the surface where Bob the Jellyfish hung out. 

Bob was always glowing a little, so she asked him if he could bump up the phosphorus a bit and hang out over the village of bottom dwellers on Christmas Eve? 

He was reluctant at first, but when she promised him a special night where he could put his tentacles tightly around her, he agreed to do it!

So, on Christmas Eve, after bulking up on Selenium along with a meal of crabs and a lobster that Jennifer brought for him, he stayed on top of the sea, right above the trench where the villagers live...and with all his might he glowed his tentacles off all he could. 

Sure enough, as Santa was crossing over the Southern Pacific Ocean by Catalina Island, Santa spotted Bob the Glowing Jellyfish, and doubled back around.

Santa knew right way what was going on, "Hey Bob, is that you?"

Bob replied, "Yea, and all my village friends, too!"

Santa showered them with gifts, candy canes, and tasty little shrimp.

They all had a very Merry Christmas for years to come, until one day Bob was absconded by some Japanese fishermen who sold him to a nutrient factory where they processed him into hundreds of bottles of virility capsules

However, the drop site was already established by then.

Santa remembers cause he takes two Bobs before going out every Christmas Eve!

And that's how Bob the Jellyfish saved Christmas...make sure to tell the kids...

Merry Christmas

Kirk Carter

12/20/2013