Deep Thought: Cali Santa Blues

CALI SANTA BLUES

Traditional 12 chord blues

4/6 "B"

Santa was coming to California, forgot to check his fruit;

Officer Dildo had him grounded, that cop is such a brute;

So, in the morning, Santa came by parachute!

Well Santa be the man, he do all he can;

Even Mom and Daddy, don't even have a plan;

I got the Cali Santa Blues, be talking to you, too;

See that bearded headed man, he know what to do!

Milk and cookies on the east coast, might do the trick;

But, west coast buds, Santa go through quick!

The Cali Santa Blues last all day;

He'll be partying down in Saint John, come about May.

So, you see him at the mall in his big red suit;

Then he's in the parade, and smells like Brute;

He's falling in the stadium in a red parachute;

If you see him coming, give him a hoot!

He already knows if your naughty or nice;

You might get a chain of gold, or some shiny ice!

Now Ginny Sue, didn't know what to ask;

But she made a list for Santa, and Santa did the task!

The Cali Santa Blues, be talking to you;

See that bearded man, you know what to do.

Little Bobby Brown wanted an X-Box;

He got that along with six pairs of socks.

The Cali Santa Blues, he come your way;

When he come a calling, just know what to say!

(Take It Home)

I got the blues, down on the west coast;

I got the moves, let's have a pig roast;

(Santa got some booze now)

The Cali Santa Blues, be coming to you;

Have a Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, too!

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